#chen was such a weirdo bro

[kindaasrikal]

So why did we casually never talk about how in Skylor’s room in the tournament there was a portrait of Chen that had eye holes? You know. The place she lived? And was her home? And what was probably her actual room? Had eye holes that she had no knowledge of?

Chen is a freak i hate him.

GUYS THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE PROBABLY STALKED HER OR MADE SOMEONE WATCH HER THATS SO INVASIVE AND CREEPY

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BP Misson 2

alright, starting with... .............................................................................................................................. LOVE KILLA SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7")/P/P/P/P - i dont really like this performance for him [also, you dont get to pick to be the leader then bitch about it] [also, also! you dont get to complain ppl treat you like a baby, but then want someone to baby you and tell you it'll be alright!..... i wonder if thats why he and gunwookie get on so well.] Like he's still so sparkle bubble gum in this. KIM JI WOONG (25, 5'10)/P/P/P/P - have I mentioned that he's pretty yet? ... he does have good stage presence KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0")/F/P/F/F SEO WON (23 5'7")/F/F/F/P - he has a cute smile tho. i dont enjoy his vocal color, but he was stable

EWWWWWWWWWWW, why did that kid win? Ppl think he's pretty must be. He's not. and he's not good either.

Lets be clear. KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0") is not a good singer, not a good dancer, not a great visual, but he is FUNNY AF. He's a little weirdo in all ZB1 reality shows, and I've REALLY warmed up to him.

SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7") this kids got alot of anxieties huh? .............................................................................................................................. FEEL SPECIAL CHA WOONG KI (22, 5'8")/F/F/F/F ZHANG SHUAI BO (22, 6'0")/P/F/F/F - he looks like a baby Hyukie from Vixx LEE DONG GUN (19, 5'10")/F/F/F/F CAI JIN XIN (20, 6'2")/F/F/F/F why can't they just bring the effing key down if none of them can hit it? liiiiiiike ?

They did Queen Jihyo dirty. .............................................................................................................................. HOME JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P/P/P/P - I'm just sayin, brown haired Jay >>> omfg, Jay's look straight to camera killed me. How does anyone possibly not love this kid. But why did he pick tHIS song tho? Like for realsies. (omfg, he is SO fucking cute comforting knock off hansol!!) YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10")/F/P/F/F Liiiike, he hit the note, but i dont loooove his voice DANG HONG HAI (20, 5'11")/F/F/F/F - knock off Hansol NEEDS to go bro. YOON JONG WOO (24, 5'9")/F/P/P/P JI YUN SEO (19, 6'0")/F/P/P/F of COURSE no one can replicate DK's falsetto. I've been raving about that shit for years.

YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10") I like this kid, man!

This was horrible. They left all the boring choreography and no one was even interesting. [but goddamn, Jay is fucking pretty] .............................................................................................................................. BUTTERFLY CHEN KUAN JUI (23, 5'9")/F/F/F/F LIM JUN SEO (19, 5'10")/F/F/F/F - what the fuck are you even talking about? you picked this song so you could improve??? NAUR. CONG (23, 5'8")/P/P/F/F BRIAN (22, 6'1")/F/F/F/F

.............................................................................................................................. GANG KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11")/F/P/P/F - this kid do too much LEE SEUNG HWAN (24, 5'10")/P/P/P/P - silver pants was fine MUN JUNG HYUN (19, 6'0")/F/P/F/P - silver jacket is a nice little dancer, but his vocal is meh. passable. [I lied, failing him] LEE JEONG HYEON (22, 6'1")/F/P/F/F - black puffy vest? NAUR. CHEN JIAN YU (26, 5'10")/P/?/F/F KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11") - he's a fucking moody ass kid huh?

know why I like KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11") this kid? Cause when he didn't win, his first emotion was disappointment. Not fake "so happy for the kid who won" bs that other losers do. .............................................................................................................................. ZOOM KEITA (23, 5'5")/F/F/P/P HARUTO (19, 5'7")/F/P/P/P OLLIE (18, 6'0")/F/F/F/F - yellow head band makes my face go ehhhheck. like honesty eeeeeechk. he's so off sync and sounds so out of place. like NONE of it is good. WUMUTI (25, 5'9")/P/F/F/F - oh i forgot this bitch was in this again! not gonna lie. Love his little Wumu-ti-ti-ti PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10")/F/P/F/P - like, the red letter jacket was fine. not good. just fine.

PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10") - this kid is so endearing!

KEITA (23, 5'5") - trainer bitch goes "I love Keitaaaaa" HAAAA! And trainer bitch boy goes "he's never been unstable" SO WHY DID HE NOT MAKE IT INTO THE FINALE MNET! judges musta been pissed.

awwww, PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10") - baby forgot the lyrics during practice! I still love him though!! I really do want this kid on my team!! .............................................................................................................................. LAW HAN YU JIN (17, 5'10")/F/P/P/P PARK HAN BIN (22, 5'9")/F/P/P/P - nose scar might do too much, but im not really mad WANG ZI HAO (23, 5'10)/F/P/F/P ooooh, look how low that bitch got on the floor! NA KAMDEN (23, 6'0")/F/P/F/P LEE YE DAM (21, 5'5")/F/P/P/P - eye scar has stage presence man!

Love that it shows them all fucking sweaty with no context for why they're like that.

I mean, that wasn't anything I enjoyed. But they all did fine. whatever i guess.

NA KAMDEN (23, 6'0") always looks salty for no good reason

please stop focusing on HAN YU JIN (17, 5'10") so damn much. I just dont care about him.

.............................................................................................................................. RUSH HOUR RICKY (20, 6'0")/F/F/F/F TAKUTO (16, 5'5")/F/F/F/F - the squeaking sound effects got me. - facts though, this little glitter ass bitch cries way too fucking much. bitch, you are 16. not 8. grow tf up. HIROTO (22, 5'9")/F/F/F/F MA JING XIANG (20, 6'2")/F/F/F/F - MNet edit? Or asshole? ... Oh. He's bad. [I cant wait until the next leader guy puts this asshole in his place] OH SUNG MIN (23, 5'11")/P/F/P/F - awwwwwww, him comforting the baby

(omfgggggg, how many are there?)

Naurrrrrrrrrr. Naurrrrrrrr. All fail.

.............................................................................................................................. MAN IN LOVE KIM TAE RAE (22, 5'8")/F/P/P/F - not really a fan of his voice. like it's not 100% clear? but the gays (and Kim Chi) loooove him JUNG MIN GYU (24, 6'1")/F/F/F/F - he just LOOKS like he'd be a loud ass kid. ... oh honey. this path isn't for you. LEE DONG YEOL (25, 5'9")/F/F/F/P - he's the only one getting a P CHOI WOO JIN (19, 5'7")/P/P/F/F

.............................................................................................................................. LIMOUSINE ANTHONNY (20, 5'8")/F/P/F/F KRYSTIAN (24, 5'10")/P/?/F/F PARK JI HOO (18, 5'9")/F/F/F/F

i. am. bored. .............................................................................................................................. NOT SPRING LOVE LEE DA EUL (20 5'7")/F/F/F/F BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F/F/F/F JEONG I CHAN (23, 5'10")/P/F/F/F (please, no moreee.... I begg....)

I liked High4. Sunggu was a unique vocal. .............................................................................................................................. TOMBOY SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10")/P/P/F/P ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11")/F/P/P/P HUI (31, 5'7")/P/P/P/P - okay, now I dont know this song, but what high notes are there for Hui? He's gonna adlib and it's gonna sound gross. omfg, who dressed him for this? he looks like an idiot. PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0")/P/P/P/P --like. is he cute or not? I really can't tell. [omfg, YES! He's gorgeous!] yaaaaaaas Gunwookie vocals! and growly vocals! SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10") is a kniving little cunt. He didnt like Hui's version, he only voted for him so Hao wouldn't have 2. gross ass bitch.

WAIT, why's Bobby there? And why does he have a teddy bear on his arm? And where's his kid??

Fuck MNet for making them change the gender. In practice Hui said BOY but on stage he gotta sing GIRL. Fuck that, All Pass. Good job kids.

ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11") gets first place and first fucking thing bitch cunt SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10") says is "I'm so jealous." Stay the fuck away from him Zhang Hao. Bitch is evil.

.............................................................................................................................. Only 28 will survive! 23 get chopped.

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Heechul please

[desi-seoul]

Nine Percent as Demigods

Cai Xukun: Son of Poseidon

The most chill™️ guy to hang out with

Rarely gets into fights

Really just wants to relax and have a good time

Always there to help his friends

Wishes he had a pet hippocampus

All the sea nymphs collectively have a crush on him

“Heartthrob of the oceans”

But he's the most humble and hardworking guy you’ll meet

The official translator for conversations between Linong and his horse

Chen Linong: Son of Ares

Everyone has a hard time believing this

He’s literally the most peaceful child of Ares ever

Apparently the only “Ares trait” he has is super strength

Practices combat and archery with Justin

The only Ares child to have never provoked a fight

Don’t be fooled though

He may be super soft and the complete opposite of aggressive

But if you get on his bad side he won't think twice about duelling you

Fan Chengcheng: Son of Zeus

Look at that regal face he’s born to be a king

Has to appear aloof and cold because that’s what is expected of a Zeus child

Really has way too much pressure on him for someone his age

Has to tone down his childishness and goofy nature

Except when he’s around his friends

That’s when he can be himself

Often goes to the Poseidon cabin because he doesn’t want Kunkun to feel lonely

Secretly wishes he could shoot thunderbolts from his eyes

Justin: Son of Athena

Never lets people forget that he's from Wenzhou aka the smartest city in China

The smartest one despite being one of the youngest kids at camp

Picks up languages really quickly

Often gets mistaken as a Hermes kid because of his mischievous smile

Also because he spends most of his time with Xiao Gui and the Hermes kids

Helping them plan elaborate pranks

Somehow he’s great at everything he tries

Lin Yanjun: Son of Apollo

visuals that can rival children of Aphrodite

can be a little cocky but we blame Apollo for that

Seems distant before you get to know him

And then you realise that he’s actually very intense and passionate

Makes amazing music, and has an angelic singing voice

Also writes touching poetry, which he doesn’t share with anyone

Likes making up false prophecies

“The strength of bulls or lions cannot stop You Zhangjing. No, he will not leave off, I say, until he gets his hotpot for dinner”

Zhu Zhengting: Son of Aphrodite

He just radiates beauty??

And he has such a loving aura

Contrary to popular belief about Aphrodite kids, he isn't shallow or selfish at all

Loves taking care of everyone around him

Also gives skincare tips to everyone around him

Doesn't even need to use charmspeak to get people to listen to him

Can turn into a major diva when upset/angry

Wang Ziyi: Son of Apollo

Another son of Apollo, but quite different from Yanjun

Ziyi inherits his medicinal and healing powers from Apollo

Always making sure everyone has enough multivitamins, a balanced diet, enough exercise, etc etc

The one common thread between him and Yanjun is their shared interest in singing

Has such a beautiful singing voice but he keeps it to himself

Because he feels his singing isn't as good as the other Apollo kids

So he tries to stick to his image of being a healer, until he’s encouraged by the others to give singing a proper shot

Had to sign a pact with Yanjun that he wont tell people about the false prophecies because they’re Apollo bros

Xiao Gui: Son of Hades

Like cmon he literally named himself Lil Ghost

Very different from other Hades kids though

Absolutely loves a good party

Really not the loner weirdo stereotype that Hades kids are made out to be

More like a friendly weirdo

Seems intimidating before you find out he’s actually a goofball

Prefers using his powers for pranks

Like the time he teamed up with Zhangjing and summoned his skeleton army to the Aphrodite cabin

rip jungjung

You Zhangjing: Son of Hermes

You can NEVER tell what this guy’s thinking

One of the most fun people at camp

Always up to some weird stuff

Also always ready to eat

Helps Chengcheng sneak junk food into his cabin

Gets along with literally everyone

Goes to Ziyi to confirm the authenticity of Yanjun’s “prophecies”

“Am I really getting hotpot for dinner?!”

A/N: Let me know if you guys want me to turn this into a regular series! Leave a request in my ask box :)

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BP Intros

Okay, watching the 90 second intros before watching anything else.

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Grouping these into PASS:

K - HAN SEO BIN (18, 5'8")/P - ? - okay, this one was fine. lets see more of this kid plz. reporter.

K - JANG JI HO (20, 5'8")/P - ? - his cute is cringy. pass. idefk.

K - PARK GWAN YOUNG (23, 5'7")/P - ? - cutie. cutie with cute energy. 4 seasons.

K - OH SUNG MIN (23, 5'11")/P - ? - ohhhhh, I hate it. but he’s really cute. dressed as a damn dog. ((This is another OnePact kid!))

K - KIM MIN HYUK (25, 5'11")/P - ? - good at doing what he’s here to do. karaoke

K - JANG MIN SEO (18, 5'8")/P - ? - weird intro, but good guitar skills ***ohhhh, he left before the show due to an injury

K - HONG KEON HEE (19, 6'2")/P - ? - that was many things. but i wanna see more things.

K - LEE HOE TAEK (31, 5'7")/P - ? - Hui! I never understood why he was on this show. like, this ain’t it for him bro.

K - CHOI WOO JIN (19, 5'7")/P - ? - cutieeeeeee, i hope he makes it. protect him.

K - SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10")/P - ? - he seems talented despite the schtick

K - PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0")/P - ? - Jellyfish - i think he’s handsome, but?? whys he so dramatic?

K - LEE SEUNG HWAN (24, 5'10")/P - ? - why didnt he just sing normally bro?? he’s got a real nice voice!

K - JEONG I CHAN (23, 5'10")/P - ? - is he a Sim?? That’s creative! and his voice! here for him.

K - KIM MIN SEOUNG (20, 5'8")/P - ? - omfg, i was kinda on board, but him being so awkward at the end sold me

K - KIM JI WOONG (25, 5'10)/P - ? - what a weirdo vampire schtick. but i think he’s handsome.

G - CHEN YU GENG (26, 6'0")/P - ? - i mean, he’s pretty! ***WHY THEY CALL HIM “CRAYON”

G - CHEN JIAN YU (26, 5'10")/P - ? - i’m cackling! do they not explain it for these kids? this one is cute, im here for him.

G - ZHANG SHUAI BO (22, 6'0")/P - ? - i hate it. but he’s cute so meh.

G - CONG (23, 5'8")/P - ? - he’s endearing and I want good things for him

G - KRYSTIAN (24, 5'10")/P - ? - weird, but the awkward ending was endearing

G - YUKI (22, 5'8")/P - ? - he’s v cute but v awkward

G - JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P - ? - (i mean he is the whole reason I’m watching this show) - i get why ppl think he’s corny though

G - SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7")/P - INDEPEN - he brought a picture of his familyyyyyy, you have to support him!

G - MIN (24, 5'9")/P - ? - bitch had a whole ass oxygen mask! hahaha!

G - FENG JUN LAN (25, 5'10")/P - ? - this bitch dgaf. i like that. plus he already said he’s gonna suck, sooooo

G - WUMUTI (25, 5'9")/P - ? - (forgot this bitch was on here…) - oof his makeup. he do have a pretty ass voice though…

........................................................................................................... And FAIL:

K - LIM JUN SEO (19, 5'10")/F - 143 - omfg are they all this chaotic? i caaaaan’t.

K - JUNG MIN GYU (24, 6'1")/F - ? - bitch has a whole ass powerpoint? again, I can’t. he got a square ass jaw.

K - CHOI JI HO (20, 6'0")/F - ? - mr dj did not utilize his time well

K - JUNG SE YUN (16, 5'8")/F - oh come on, he’s 12. don’t put him on this show maannnn.

K - KIM TAE RAE (22, 5'8")/F - WakeOne - weird forum for an acoustic bop bro

K - BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F - WakeOne - ew. but maybe he’s cute.

K - LEE DONG GUN (19, 5'10")/F - ? - homie wont stop movinggggg

K - JEON HO YOUNG (19, 5'10")/F - ? - he too random????

K - KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11")/F - ? - his jaw is octagon. radio dj.

K - JANG YEO JUN (19, 5'10")/F - ? - look at his fucking flair. i dont really want to talk about his flair.

K - JUNG HWAN ROK (22, 5'9")/F - ? - isn’t harry potter dead yet? he didn’t need that schtick **oh this kid ends up leaving before it starts

K - LEE JEONG HYEON (22, 6'1")/F - WakeOne - wouldn’t it be hilarious if he couldn’t do the rubix cube??

K - CHOI SEUNG HUN (16, 5'7")/F - ? - nahhhhh, he too baby.

K - CHA WOONG KI (22, 5'8")/F - ? - what?

K - SEO WON (23 5'7")/F - ? - bruh, just sing. or dance. or something. or keep showing them veeneers.

K - JUNG HO JIN (21, 6'0")/F - ? - eyebrowsssssss. he go by “Dien??”

K - PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10")/F - ? - woah. carrying costume

K - PARK HAN BIN (22, 5'9")/F - WakeOne - do other thiiiiings

K - JEON WOO SEOK (21, 5'8")/F - ? - i don’t understand what this was?

K - LEE DONG YEOL (25, 5'9")/F - ? - naurrrrrrrr

K - HAN YU JIN (17, 5'10")/F - ? - um, he awkward

K - KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0")/F - ? - Jellyfish - um, he boring

K - HAN YU SEOP (20, 5'8")/F - ? - I’m not sureeeee. like the dumb ending though!

K - PARK MIN SEOK (22, 6'0")/F - WakeOne - meh voice, meh presentation

K - LEE YE DAM (21, 5'5")/F - ? - why he talking like that? I do want to see him dance more though…

K - PARK JI HOO (18, 5'9")/F - ? - naurrrrrr cutie, naurrrrr

K - YOON JONG WOO (24, 5'9")/F - ? - i just. dont have anything to say ((oh, he’s from OnePact))

K - MUN JUNG HYUN (19, 6'0")/F - Wake One - but he didn’t do any facial expressions??

K - JI YUN SEO (19, 6'0")/F - ? - tiny ass head

K - YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10")/F - ? - no, he doing too much, pretty pretty princess

K - LEE DA EUL (20 5'7")/F - ? - 143 - he’s wittle!

K - LEE HWAN HEE (26, 5'9")/F - ? - he faked that

G - OSUKE (21, 5'4")/F - ? - oh god, the face paint. brooooo.

G - CHEN REN YOU (20, 6'0")/F - ? - he honest didn’t know why the door was closing! hahaha!

G - TOUI (21, 5'11")/F - ? - oh, he’s even speaking japanese!

G - RICKY (20, 6'0")/F - ? - shrug. pass.

G - CHEN KUAN JUI (23, 5'9")/F - ? - flexible huh?

G - WANG ZI HAO (23, 5'10)/F - ? - he did the whole ass dance, but like meh

G - NA KAMDEN (23, 6'0")/F - ? - that was alot

G - WEN YE CHEN (24, 6'0")/F - ? - that was creative at least

G - NICE (24, 5'11")/F - ? - oh bless his little cookie heart. naur.

G - KEI (18 5'7")/F - ? - kei, i kinda wanna punch you

G - WINNIE (25 5'7")/F - ? - he needs a new hair color and new pants

G - ANTHONNY (20, 5'8")/F - ? - the nasallllly voice

G - DONG DONG (23, 5'9")/F - ? - why he put the bandaid on his nose though??

G - YUTO (19 5'7")/F - ? - his head wayyyy too big for his body

G - OUJU (20, 5'7")/F - ? - like what?

G - YUTAKA (25 5'7")/F - ? - he does not have a beautiful choice

G - HIROTO (22, 5'9")/F - ? - naur sweetie, naur

G - QIU SHENG YANG (23, 5'10")/F - ? - puppy in a monkey costume, oh sure sure

G - HYO (22, 5'8")/F - ? - noooooo, he’s 12

G - TAKUTO (16, 5'5")/F - ? - oh noooooooo, he’s 11!

G - WANG YAN HONG (25, 5'10")/F - ? - his face was -_- the whole time he was dancing, omfg *WHY HE CALLED DALE

G - OLLIE (18, 6'0")/F - ? - willy wonkNO

G - ICHIKA (31, 6'0")/F - ? - i got nothing

G - LIN SHI YUAN (25, 6'0")/F - ? - he didn’t even move!!

G - ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11")/F - ? - is that a tv screen??

G - CHEN LIANG (24, 6'1")/F - ? - the “singing” while dancing sent me (aka “Felix”)

G - RIKU (19, 5'11")/F - ? - cute concept for a skinny baby

G - ITSUKI (18 5'7")/F - ? - sir, go back to theatre

G - HARUTO (19, 5'7")/F - ? - that was alot. of nothing.

G - DANG HONG HAI (20, 5'11")/F - ? - why his face look like that tho

G - CAI JIN XIN (20, 6'2")/F - ? - okay.

G - YANG JUN (25, 5'9")/F - ? - he should just be an actor…

G - XUAN HAO (28, 5'11")/F - ? - he had a kazooooo

G - KEITA (23, 5'5")/F - ? - what even was that? he has cute eyes though.

G - BRIAN (22, 6'1")/F - ? - he cant really sing tho, can he?

G - HARU (18, 5'6")/F - ? - he got alot of eye makeup on

G - MA JING XIANG (20, 6'2")/F - ? - concept? round face? hair?

………………………………………………………………………………………

okay, there were 95 videos. i’m not trying to search for the other 3. on to episode 1!

Oh, they left before it even started… wait, how many fucking left?

? - JO EUN WOO (19, 5'8")

? - YEOM TAE GYUN (21, 5'9")

? - TAO YAUN (24, 6'0")

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lmao

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heechul imitating kyungsoo lmao